Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
