More tranny stories later!
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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