Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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