We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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