so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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