There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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