belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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