If i come over, it means nothing
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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