That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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