: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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