My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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