what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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