did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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