Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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