Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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