you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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