How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
