Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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