Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
