come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
please come you make the beer taste better
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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