Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
