i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Can I color on your dick again?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
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