all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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