I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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