Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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