How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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