hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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