I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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