This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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