He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just want to make out with him forever
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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