he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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