And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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