how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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