I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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