We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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