operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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