you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Randomize
