Me too!
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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