gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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