I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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