Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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