Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
