Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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