I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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