There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Be still, my beating vagina.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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