So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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