Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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