oh god the rape fog is back!
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
