so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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