called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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